Vocals: Furukawa Toshio (Piccolo)
Composer: Ike Takeshi
Lyrics: Satou Dai
Arrangement: Yamamoto Kenji
Literally one of the funniest character songs you'll ever hear, even untranslated. There is nothing more hilarious than poor old Piccolo-san losing his shit completely, Gamikai love him. Furukawa-san knocks it out of the park. (Also, the guitar solo towards the end is pretty damn cool, too. I'd actually give a lot of money to hear this as an instrumental, but I highly doubt such a thing exists.)
うっ……なんだ この音は……コレは……！
ああ口笛じゃないか……
くっくるしい……おい……だれだだれだオイ！
オレ達ナメック星人はな、
この音がダイダイダイっ嫌いなんだ！
知ってるだろ……おい……この音は、悟飯か？ ヤメロ！
この前の映画で言っただろ……ダメなんっだってば……
例えば、うーん地球人で言うとだな……
そうガラスを爪でキーキー
やる音と同じ イヤ その10000000倍はイヤな音なんだ……
思いやりってヤツ……そうだ自分の身になって考え
……わわわわわかった
たのむ……このままでは……
オレのシブイと評判のキャラクターが……
くくくくくずれる……
全国１千500万人のピッコロファンのみなさん……
たすけて……
おい…やめろ……やめろ たのむ やめてくれ
やめてくれるだけでいいんだ おい！
あとは何にもしないから！
おい もう ヘヘヘ限界だ……
あああああクラクラしてきた うーん
何にも……くくくくるしい
……ヘヘヘ ヘヘ うヘヘヘ
ヘヘヘヘヒヨコ…ヒヨコが飛んでるよぉ……
ほら……ピヨピヨって
ね……いっぱい、ピヨコが……見えるでしょょょょょ
おうぅぅぅぅ 最高だもう最高 も やだもう
みんなも一緒に さぁぁぁぁぁ
ピヨちゃんと一緒ににににに……
ピーヨヨピーヨヨヨヨ……
Uu...nanda kono oto...kore wa...
Aa kuchibue janai ka......
Kukkurushii...oi...dare da -- dare da oi!
Oretachi Namekkuseijin wa na,
Kono oto ga dai-dai-daikirai nanda!
Shitteru...oi...kono oto wa, Gohan ka? Yamero!
Kono mae no eiga de itta daro...dame nan datte ba...
Tatoeba, u-un chikyuujin de iu to dana...
Sou garasu o tsume de kii kii
Yaru oto to onaji iya sono senman-bai wa iya na oto nanda...
Omoi yaritte yatsu....sou da jibun no mi ni natte kangae
...wa-wa-wa-wa-wakatta
Tanomu...kono mama de wa...
Ore no shibui to hyouban no kyarakutaa ga...
Ku-ku-ku-ku-kuzureru...
Zenkoku ichisen gohyakubannin no Piccolo faan no mina-san...
Tasukete...
Oi...yamero...yamero tanomu yamete kure
Yamete kureru dake de iinda oi!
Ato wa nani ni moshinai kara!
Oi mou he-he-he genkai da...
A-a-a-a-a kurakura shite kita uun
Naninimo...ku-ku-ku-ku-kurushii
...he-he-he he-he u-he-he-he
he-he-he-he hiyoko...hiyoko ga yonderu yo...
hora...piyopiyo-tte
ne...ippai, piyoko ga...mieru desho-o-o-o-o-o
ou-u-u-u-u-u saikou da mou saikou mo yada mou
minna mo issho ni sa-a-a-a-a-a
piyochan to issho ni-ni-ni-ni-ni...
piiyoyoyo piiyo-yo-yo-yo-yo...
...!! What's this sound...it's...[1]
Ah! No, not whistling, is it?!
I-it hurts!...hey...whoever's...whoever's -- HEY!
We Namekians
REALLY REALLY REALLY hate this sound!
I know...hey...is that you making this sound, Gohan? KNOCK IT OFF!
Like in the movie before, don't you remember?...this is just horrible! [2]
It's like...that's right, Earthlings say that...
Yes, the CREAK CREAK of nails on glass...
It's the same as that hideous sound! Ten thousand times more hideous!
Be sympathetic to a guy...think about what it'd feel like if this was your body!
I-I-I-I-I got it!
I'm begging you...it's like...
My famed reputation of being the unruffled character is... [3]
Co-co-co-co-collapsing!
Everyone of you fifteen million Piccolo fans across the country...
Help me out!
Hey...stop...stop, I'm begging you, stop it!
Just stop it, okay?! Hey!
I won't do anything to you afterwards!
Hey! Argh! Heh-heh-heh...I'm at my limit!
Aaaaaaaargh! Getting so dizzy...aah
Everything is...pa-pa-pa-pa-painful!
Heheheh heheh uheheheh....
Heheheheh little birdie...little birdie is calling...
Hey...saying 'cheep cheep'
Ne...there's a lot of cheepers...can't you see theeeeeem? [4]
Ooooooh...there's one high up there, and another high up there
Everyone together noooooow...
Together with the little cheepy birdie-ie-ie-ie-ies...
Cheeeeep cheepy cheepy, cheep cheepy cheepy cheepy cheepy...